New Treatment for Sore Throat

Well according to American singer-songwriter Suzi Quatro, "I used to get a lot of sore throats and then one of my sisters told me that all illnesses start in the colon. I started taking a daily colon cleanser powder mixed with fresh juice every morning and it made an enormous difference," Quatro told the Daily Mail newspaper.

It is unclear how many ounces of juice, what type of juice, and grams of colon cleansing powder was required to obtain this beneficial effect.

For her outstanding contribution to pseudo-science, she was awarded the prestigious 2011 SAS.

(If you haven't figured it out already, daily colon cleanser powder does NOT help with sore throats. However, there are rare situations where colon diseases like Crohn's Disease can cause throat problems including soreness and swallowing problems.)

Source:
Whale sperm, orgasmic feet top 2011 bad science list. Reuters 12/28/11

New Voice-Mail Phone # for Patients With Difficulty Hearing

Due to patient demand, we have established a voice-mail phone number that our patients who have difficulty communicating over the phone due to hearing loss can call and leave a precise message on a voice mail. This service is available everyone whether new or established with our office.

This avoids frustration and difficulty communicating when talking to our front desk (because you can't hear what we say over the phone).

We will check this voice mail several times a day.

The Audiology Voice-Mail phone number is: 540-316-0588

Of course, if you want to talk to a staff member, you can still call our regular main office number at 540-347-0505.