Squid Ejaculates Into Woman's Mouth

It happened in June 2012...

A South Korean woman was eating a half-cooked squid when the squid apparently ejected its sperm bag into her tongue causing...

"pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity. Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva..." [link]

Of course, she immediately spat the squid portion out, but required surgical excision of affected mucosa.

Bizarre but true...

Source:
Squid Injects Woman's Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea. Huffington Post 6/15/12

Reference:
Penetration of the oral mucosa by parasite-like sperm bags of squid: a case report in a Korean woman. J Parasitol. 2012 Feb;98(1):222-3. Epub 2011 Aug 11.